Episodes

Thursday May 16, 2024
Amalganation - Part 5: "Laws and Customs"
Thursday May 16, 2024
Thursday May 16, 2024
Make sure you don't cross the street with a duck on your head? And make sure to slap the first person you meet as a greeting! We roll up laws, customs, and...strange punishments for the towns in this new world we are building!
Let's roll up a world! Literally! World creation! We utilize some various tables and source books to create a brand new fantasy world to explore in future arcs/systems for the podcast! Join us in part one as we figure out what our pantheon is made up of...among other things!
Resources:
The Game Master's Book of Astonishing Tables - https://www.amazon.com/Game-Masters-Astonishing-Random-Tables/dp/1956403256
Music and Sound FX used:
Tables and Fables Intro by Collin/Crash

Thursday May 30, 2024
Skate Wizards Episode 1: "LET'S GO TO THE MALL!"
Thursday May 30, 2024
Thursday May 30, 2024
...TODAY! Let's go to the mall and start our adventures with Rad, Hawk, and Jugo; three gnarly Skate Wizards that have come down from their mountaintop hideaway to participate in a charity skate boarding event for the Southville Mall! In this post apocalyptic bodacious land; various magical beasts, items, and more are around every corner!
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Skate Wizards is a TTRPG about: "radical and arcane shredding of the Gnar." Players take on the role of a member of the hermetic order of "Skate Wizards." Using mostly a D6 and some fun random tables; players use their imaginations to shred, grind, and kickflip their way to solving magical problems...with radical magical solutions!
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Skate Wizards is a collaborative project by musician Levi Nunez and artist Michael C. Hsiung.
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Resources:
https://skatewizards.bigcartel.com/
Music and Sound FX used:
Tables and Fables Intro by Collin/Crash
Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Thursday Jun 13, 2024
Skate Wizards Episode 2: "Home Alone Tool Chest"
Thursday Jun 13, 2024
Thursday Jun 13, 2024
I have a visceral memory of being crushed by that Home Alone Tool Chest as a child. Anyway! The Skatewizards Rad, Hawk, and Jugo; do battle with an enchanted tool chest with their radical skating magic! Of course, one also needs to get sustenance from the food court! The adventure continues in the Southview Mall in the post apocalypse!
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Skate Wizards is a TTRPG about: "radical and arcane shredding of the Gnar." Players take on the role of a member of the hermetic order of "Skate Wizards." Using mostly a D6 and some fun random tables; players use their imaginations to shred, grind, and kickflip their way to solving magical problems...with radical magical solutions!
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Skate Wizards is a collaborative project by musician Levi Nunez and artist Michael C. Hsiung.
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Resources:
https://skatewizards.bigcartel.com/
Music and Sound FX used:
Tables and Fables Intro by Collin/Crash
Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Thursday Jun 20, 2024
Skate Wizards Episode 3: "Going Hog wild!"
Thursday Jun 20, 2024
Thursday Jun 20, 2024
Is it a midlife crisis? No. It's hog-cycles. The continuing adventures of Jugo, Rad, and Hawk as they seek to find the missing magical charity items for the Southview Mall Magical Skateboard event. Will they find them all before the BANK comes and tears down the mall?!
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Skate Wizards is a TTRPG about: "radical and arcane shredding of the Gnar." Players take on the role of a member of the hermetic order of "Skate Wizards." Using mostly a D6 and some fun random tables; players use their imaginations to shred, grind, and kickflip their way to solving magical problems...with radical magical solutions!
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Skate Wizards is a collaborative project by musician Levi Nunez and artist Michael C. Hsiung.
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Resources:
https://skatewizards.bigcartel.com/
Music and Sound FX used:
Tables and Fables Intro by Collin/Crash
Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Thursday Jun 27, 2024
Skate Wizards Episode 4: "Sticky Green Fingers LLC"
Thursday Jun 27, 2024
Thursday Jun 27, 2024
Can we interest you in any supplemental unicorn coverage? Jugo, Hawk, and Rad journey through the Undermall of the Southview Mall to discover Call Centers, Slimes, and more in this conclusion to our actual play of Skate Wizards!
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Skate Wizards is a TTRPG about: "radical and arcane shredding of the Gnar." Players take on the role of a member of the hermetic order of "Skate Wizards." Using mostly a D6 and some fun random tables; players use their imaginations to shred, grind, and kickflip their way to solving magical problems...with radical magical solutions!
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Skate Wizards is a collaborative project by musician Levi Nunez and artist Michael C. Hsiung.
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Resources:
https://skatewizards.bigcartel.com/
Music and Sound FX used:
Tables and Fables Intro by Collin/Crash
"85_Sewers" by Tabletop Audio
"130_Russian_Winter" by Tabletop Audio
Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Thursday Jul 04, 2024
The Quiet Year: Sanguine Song - Part 1
Thursday Jul 04, 2024
Thursday Jul 04, 2024
Join us as we build the settlement/region of where we will be playing our next longer arc known as, "Sanguine Song" in the criminal TTRPG, "Blades in the Dark!" We establish this port city via using the wonderfully creative map-drawing game, "The Quiet Year."
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The Quiet Year utilizes a deck of 52 playing cards to represent seasons in a year. During which, the players draw cards, react to the prompts, and build out the region of the world with all it's troubles and wonders.
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The Quiet Year is a map-drawing tabletop role-playing game for 2-4 players about community building by Avery Alder. The illustrations are by Ariel Norris, and Jackson Tegu is credited with additional design insights. It was independently published in 2013 by Buried Without Ceremony.
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Resources:
https://buriedwithoutceremony.com/the-quiet-year
Music and Sound FX used:
Tables and Fables Intro by Collin/Crash

Thursday Jul 11, 2024
The Quiet Year: Sanguine Song - Part 2
Thursday Jul 11, 2024
Thursday Jul 11, 2024
Dealing with 'garglers,' red corn, and krumping mystical ghost women as we build the region for our next arc!
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Join us as we build the settlement/region of where we will be playing our next longer arc known as, "Sanguine Song" in the criminal TTRPG, "Blades in the Dark!" We establish this port city via using the wonderfully creative map-drawing game, "The Quiet Year."
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The Quiet Year utilizes a deck of 52 playing cards to represent seasons in a year. During which, the players draw cards, react to the prompts, and build out the region of the world with all it's troubles and wonders.
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The Quiet Year is a map-drawing tabletop role-playing game for 2-4 players about community building by Avery Alder. The illustrations are by Ariel Norris, and Jackson Tegu is credited with additional design insights. It was independently published in 2013 by Buried Without Ceremony.
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Resources:
https://buriedwithoutceremony.com/the-quiet-year
Music and Sound FX used:
Tables and Fables Intro by Collin/Crash

Thursday Jul 25, 2024
The Quiet Year: Sanguine Song - Part 3
Thursday Jul 25, 2024
Thursday Jul 25, 2024
Crystals, glass dogs, and the rumblings of war...the Quiet Year continues as we build into the next arc!
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Join us as we build the settlement/region of where we will be playing our next longer arc known as, "Sanguine Song" in the criminal TTRPG, "Blades in the Dark!" We establish this port city via using the wonderfully creative map-drawing game, "The Quiet Year."
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The Quiet Year utilizes a deck of 52 playing cards to represent seasons in a year. During which, the players draw cards, react to the prompts, and build out the region of the world with all it's troubles and wonders.
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The Quiet Year is a map-drawing tabletop role-playing game for 2-4 players about community building by Avery Alder. The illustrations are by Ariel Norris, and Jackson Tegu is credited with additional design insights. It was independently published in 2013 by Buried Without Ceremony.
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Resources:
https://buriedwithoutceremony.com/the-quiet-year
Music and Sound FX used:
Tables and Fables Intro by Collin/Crash

Thursday Aug 08, 2024
The Quiet Year: Sanguine Song - FINALE
Thursday Aug 08, 2024
Thursday Aug 08, 2024
Join us in the Quiet Year Finale. Wherein there is talk of crushing noblemen, crabs, vampires, and much more...
Stay tuned for after the episode for a promo for "Dice Company!" https://dicecompanypodcast.com
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WARNING: One moment within this particular episode of our podcast speaks about a group of characters committing self harm. This is purely for the purposes of world building in this particular game/world we will be playing in.
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Join us as we build the settlement/region of where we will be playing our next longer arc known as, "Sanguine Song" in the criminal TTRPG, "Blades in the Dark!" We establish this port city via using the wonderfully creative map-drawing game, "The Quiet Year."
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The Quiet Year utilizes a deck of 52 playing cards to represent seasons in a year. During which, the players draw cards, react to the prompts, and build out the region of the world with all it's troubles and wonders.
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The Quiet Year is a map-drawing tabletop role-playing game for 2-4 players about community building by Avery Alder. The illustrations are by Ariel Norris, and Jackson Tegu is credited with additional design insights. It was independently published in 2013 by Buried Without Ceremony.
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"Dice Company" - A UK Actual Play Podcast where a group of old friends weave tales of triumph, misery and despair under the guise of playing Dungeons & Dragons.
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Resources:
https://buriedwithoutceremony.com/the-quiet-year
Music and Sound FX used:
Tables and Fables Intro by Collin/Crash

Thursday Aug 15, 2024
Sanguine Song: Session Zero
Thursday Aug 15, 2024
Thursday Aug 15, 2024
And so begins the Blades in the Dark: The Sanguine Song! Join us as we explore a new system in Session Zero! We explore the new city of "Saltvein;" a vampiric city run by seedy individuals.
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Blades in the Dark is a tabletop fantasy role-playing game by John Harper (published by Evil Hat Productions), set in a fictional city of Doskvol, inspired by Victorian London and Gothic fiction. Players take on the role as "Scoundrel" n'er do wells that work to establish a foothold of their own criminal enterprises. The game was crowdfunded on Kickstarter in 2015 and published at the start of 2017. Blades in the dark operates off a number of different resources but is predominately a D6 dice pool game.
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Resources:
https://bladesinthedark.com/greetings-scoundrel
Music and Sound FX used:
Tables and Fables Intro by Collin/Crash

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Critical Successes and Critical Failures. A TTRPG podcast about the highs and lows associated with playing TTRPGs and Narrative based games. Join us as we explore all sorts of TTRPG games in the vast world of this wonderfully collaborative narrative hobby!